| BEND OVER ...
the MUSICAL! |
The heartwarming musical version of the Bill Clinton - Monica Lewinsky
affair, the greatest love story of our time. What can we say that the title
doesn't? Site includes cast info and RealPlayer multimedia clips! |
| Santa Claus
Arrested for Driving Drunk! |
MADD warns all "good" little boys and girls against leaving alcoholic
refreshments for the Jolly Old Elf. Complete with RCMP File Photo. |
| The Worst
Songs in History |
These eclectic gems are not just bad ... they are TERRIBLE ... You won't
believe your ears ... You'll just have to listen
for yourself ! Real Player renditions of the
worst songs that have ever actually been put on
vinyl. |
| THE ONLINE GUIDE
TO SORRY FOREIGNERS |
A guide to sorry, un-american foreigner types. Probably the most politically
incorrect site on the internet. You're sure to find
your own ethnic group ravaged in this timely thesis. |
| The Society Of
Primitive Anglers |
There's only one reason to go fishing - to kill fish! And these
guys really know how to get the job done! ... Then they pass out. With
high explosives and copious amounts of "spirits", the fish just don't stand
a chance! |
| The Most Reverend
Carl Wright and Big Henry Baptist Tabernacle |
Actual clips from
Chicago Public Access Television. You won't believe
this interview between the Reverend Wright and interviewer
Pervis. Especially check out how Reverend Wright
intends to corner the market on "Ass Meat"
in all of Chicago ! |
| T.F.
Hanig Methane Management and Hanig Labs |
Saving the World with "au naturel" methane! Tornado Eradication, Satellite
Delivery, Riot and Crowd Control, Building Demolition and much, much more.
Hanig is a world leader ... always on the "cutting edge." |
Johnny
Flush and the Commodes
Official
Website |
Yep, they're back, and they're rockin'! The band that set Waxhaw,
NC on its ears. Over 250 songs and counting ... over 65 songs just about
crying and depression. With RealPlayer excerpts from concert footage. |
| EL RICARDO! |
International Singing and Wrestling Star, El Ricardo ... with his backing
band "Que Blammo?" The "Elvis of Haiti." ... Over 41 million hits
and counting ! What can we say ... the guy's a legend. 41 million people
CAN'T ALL BE WRONG ! |
| Strother,
Hodges, Dew, and Waddell - Attorneys at Large |
These guys don't chase ambulances, ambulances chase them. If
you plan to have an accident in the next 7 years, this is the site for
you. No fee too large and no ambulance too fast. |
| The
Five Happy Singing Blind Bowater
Brothers |
ATM Records #1 Gospel Artists, the Bowaters: Bo, Bogie, Bocephus, and
Lotussa, bring back white shoes and Butch Crew Wax hair. Be sure
you sign up to win a DREAM DATE with your favorite Bowater! |
| The Wonder That
is JAY HANIG |
The ultimate tribute to the Greatest Human of the 20th Century.
If you don't know Jay Hanig, you don't know what you're missing! |
| Jay Hanig -
RN |
The ongoing saga of America's newest medical heart throb. See Jay battle
his arch enemy, the evil Josefina Mengele over who will empty the bedpans
on the ward tonight. Action Packed !!! |
| Jay
Hanig's "Just Kidding" |
The new hilarious and disgusting prank video that everyone is talking
about ... You won't see these pranks on the tube. |
| The Synaxis
Universal Church |
The semi-religious rantings of Cardinal Mark VI - Sure to enlighten
and entertain pilgrims struggling with the vagueries of modern life. |
Pope
Penis the Magnificent: Pontiff of the Blessed Church of the Erroneous Assumption |
More semi-religious fodder for the dogmatically challenged and spiritually
bankrupt. |
| The Bumper Dumper |
Hey, we didn't create this one but, by God, it's one of the funniest
ones around. Buy the Bumper Dumper, mount it to your back bumper
and always have a place to "go" when you're on the go. WARNING ...
Not to be used while vehicle is in motion ... or so they say ! ... LOL |
You
are travelling to a state of dementia.